Stupidity prevails again. We’re not sure why someone would even think of this idea, let alone develop it, but the Hillary Nutcracker is now available for purchase. That’s right.
Rochester Businessman Frank Freeman recently launched the product and thinks it will become a huge “Pro-Hillary” product. We’re not sure if Freeman is a feminist or simply insensitive to the male organs, but the last thing I ever want to think about is Hillary’s private area cracking any type of nuts. Even Bill would agree… just ask Monica Lewinsky.
In fact, hey Frank, why not make a sidekick for the Hillary Nutracker? The Monica Nutsaver. You can save all your nuts right on the exterior of Monica’s clothing so you can eat them later. Of course to enjoy the nuts from Monica, you’ll have to go through Hillary’s Nutcracker. Wow that was a mouthful (no pun intended).
Feel free to bust your own balls and buy the Hillary Nutcracker below.