The USB Dancer could qualify as the stupidest gift of all time. Plug it in and watch it dance to your music, on a pole, stripper style. College guys would get a kick out of this gimmick, but likely kick it out of a window a few days later as it serves little purpose besides a solitary, one-time half giggle. Even puberty stricken boys would dismiss this as pointless… a simple google search could fill those “needs”. A gag gift? Maybe.

Here’s a video of the USB Dancer in action: